Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...