What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...