Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...