Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...