Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...