The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...