Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...