Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...