The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...