A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...