Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...