Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...