A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...