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Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
A grasshopper with hiccups!
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What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
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Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...