Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...