Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...