Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
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I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!