Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....