Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...