The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...