Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...