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The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
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Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...