The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
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Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
10 Way to know if you have PMS
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...