Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...