On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg