The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...