A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...