Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...