Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!