One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...