New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.