Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...