Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...