Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...