I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!