yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
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You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...