The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...