Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.