Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...