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How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
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West Ham’s ground
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Making Love to a Woman
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Blonde paints the porch
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Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Pick a starting salary
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How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...