A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...