Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...