George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
There are lawyers on the flight
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Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...