half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!