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Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
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What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Spell it
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Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....