Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...