Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...