A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...