The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...