Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...