She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...